1995 Gran Canaria: Welcome to Gran Canaria

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1995 Eivissa (Ibiza): Fish Monger

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Bye E, Hello GC

Gran Canaria

Where

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Yumbo

Las Palmas

Playa

1995 Gran Canaria: Potpourri

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More Food

Irishmen

Heading Home

USA

With Dad

Back at Home

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1995 Gran Canaria: Welcome to Gran Canaria

18 Oct 1995

Welcome back to Gran Canaria. On the horizon we see the Canary Islands as the jet descends in fits and starts. As Gran Canaria fills the port-side windows I think to the past. It's been... what... ten years since I've been here? I was here alone for Christmas 1982, and with Patty two years after that. Twelve years? I don't feel old enough to say that I did something by myself twelve years ago.

The jet comes in for a smooth landing; I can feel the heat reflecting off the tarmac through the plane's windows. The sun is hot. We taxi to an area near the terminal and are quickly met by mobile stairways. I grab my carry-on luggage and descend toward the bus that'll take us the remaining few hundred meters. As I step through the jet's front doorway onto the stairs the hot, dry air hits me. After an hour of over-conditioned cold air, the sweltering heat is quite a shock. I'm perspiring in a few seconds.

As I wait for my checked luggage to arrive I look around me. My fellow passengers seem to be a few tourists (German, I guess) and many locals, returning from the Spanish mainland. Even though there are signs that forbid smoking posted on every vertical surface, everyone has already lit up. Clouds of cigarette smoke waft around the baggage. To compensate, the baggage carts are free for the taking. Luckily the bags arrive before I succumb to the poisonous atmosphere; I head for the exit, back into the hot air.

My grandmother had given me directions for finding the bus station; evidently the taxi lobby is as strong here as in San Francisco. Even with her directions it proves to be a massive undertaking: the bus station is up a huge clover-leaf ramp, and the only way to get there is to take the same ramp the cars take. Once I'm oriented, having confirmed my directions with two different people, I head down the side of the terminal toward the ramp, almost a half-kilometer (three-tenths of a mile) away.

"Psssssst! Psssssst!" I look left and right. It's a taxi driver, leaning against his cab. "You want a cab," he asks. "No thank you," I reply. "I'm taking the bus to Playa del Inglés." He gives me a long look. "I can take you for 5000 pesetas (US$40)," he offers. "No, really, thank you very much. I'm just going to hop on the bus," I say, nodding at him. He looks left and right. "For you, today, I do it for 3500 pesetas (US$28)." We're on two different wavelengths here; I don't want to bargin for a cab, I want to get to the bus. I start walking again. "Hey!", he says to me, "how much you want to pay?" I stop and think about it. "I want to take the bus," I answer, "but I've got 1500 pesetas (US$12) that I'd toss for a cab ride." He looks insulted, and slowly answers, in a way calculated to let me know I've offended him and an entire chain of taxi-driving ancestors, "2000 pesetas (US$16)."

It's been a few years since I've had to haggle. One of the pleasures lost on Westerners in the "civilized" world is the lack of haggling. Here, and during my trip into the Mid East, I got a lot of practice haggling. The secret is being ready to do without the good or service you're haggling over. I'm already mentally prepared to take the bus.

I tilt my head downwards, looking at him over my eyeglasses. Pregnant pause. I have his attention. "1500 pesetas." Another pregnant pause. As I turn back to the cart, to continue on my way to the bus, I hear a heavy sigh behind me. "Bueno, 1500 pesetas." I thank him and push the cart to the back of the cab. To show me he's deeply hurt by my barganing, he only puts one of the two bags into the trunk before he walks to the front of the car and gets in. I smile, pop in the second bag, and get into the back seat. He pulls out of the airport to the autobahn.

Many, many years ago the taxi companies purchased Mercedes-Benz taxicabs. Tourists said that was an insane expenditure, but over the years the diesel behemoths have proved their worth by staying running without needing costly parts from Europe. The cab I'm in has leather seats, a wood dashboard, and a good stereo. Unfortunately he's using the expensive four-speaker stereo to listen to talk-radio. It seems to be in the local dialect, because I can barely understand what's being discussed.

Thirty kilometers (eighteen miles) later we're in Playa del Inglés (the Beach of the English). He knows my destination, but to show me he's still hurt by the bargaining, he drops me kitty corner. I cheerfully pay him, thank him, and step out to my first view of the condominium building that my grandmother has owned for at least twenty years now: Atlantis I. (There's never been an Atlantis II.)

Atlantis Uno

Seeing the building brings back many memories. (Our condo is at the far left of the image, one floor below the top floor.) I look around, stunned at the amount of new buildings I see. I shoulder my bags and cross the street, heading into the shaded cool entrance. I remember when the entrance didn't exist; I played with the local children in the gravel pathway that used to be here. I remember when the stone-cutters arrived and began to lay black marble in a wide walkway, quite uncommon at the time.

Entrance

Walking in I notice that the front desk has been moved since my last visit, and a new lounge (such as it is) is available for guests who want to sit near the entranceway, perhaps to await a taxi. I retrieve the key from a friend of Oma's (grandmother, in German children's language) and head up the stairs to the fourth floor. We have two elevators, but what with the sporadic brownouts (and nobody at the front desk after 1500) I don't want to repeat my experience of many years ago and get stuck in the elevator. The number of stairs I climb is about the same as what I do in San Francisco, to get into my apartment.

Stairs

On the fourth floor I walk to the left, and am faced with the crooked walkway that leads to our condo, at the far end. As I zig and zag, overweighted with two bags, I'm reminded of the Japanese traditional custom of constructing paths with sharp bends - it's believed that bad kami (spirits) can only travel straight lines.

Crooked walk

By the time I make it to the front door I'm sure I'm safe from bad kami. I stand in front of Aparto 401 for a moment, thinking of all the times I've come and gone. I fumble with the keys, trying to open two unfamiliar locks. Finally I figure out which one I have to open first, and which way the deadbolt throws.

Front Door

The door swings open and I step into the cool air of my Oma's winter home, my home for the next six weeks. It'll be another four until Oma arrives, so I have a bit of quiet time ahead.

Interior (north)
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