Simon's Bastard Introduction
Congratulations on obtaining the Executive Relief Penultimate WWW Edition of the Bastard Operator from Hell. Discerning mosaic user everywhere are delighted by the new 256 colour format, complete with spelling and punctuation mutations, containing previously unreleased footage of the exploits of the BOFH, as well as including some favourite excerpts such as the infamous "rm -r /" sequences. Also, at no extra cost, 12% more exclamation marks and stars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And soon, some sounds (Mac format of course)
Released after my trip to Britian, as a farewell to my Operating career, this souvineer edition has been skillfully backmasked with the messages "IT'S ALL TRUE!" and "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" and contains natural roughage and fibre with a large amount tasty marrowbone which should add a nice sheen to your coat. Suitable for home, sauna or office use, this message is guaranteed to last until your operator finds out you have it.
Re-re-edited to remove all those really nasty bits of grammar that were [sic]ed everywhere, this FINAL edition is a complete compilation to mark the utter end of BOFH.
Yes, it's true, you *can* send me money. The address is:
C/- Information Technology,
University of Waikato,
Private Bag 3105,
Hamilton New Zealand.
(Large denominations preferred)
Failing that, you could send me your old Pentax K1000. GO ON! You know you don't use it!
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