The best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office or cubicle

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The best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your office or cubicle

1. It's okay... I'm still billing the client.

2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

3. This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to.

4. I was working smarter -- not harder.

5. Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper.

6. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!

7. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!

8. I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance.

9. I'm actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP). I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made us attend.

10. This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!

11. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.

12. Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.

13. The coffee machine is broken...

14. Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.

15. The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot.

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