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Irresistable Forces meet the US Navy
A conversation allegedly released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10 Sept 1995:
#1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
#2: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
#1: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
#2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
#1: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OFTHE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
#2: This is a lighthouse.
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